This creature right here is my amazing, spoiled, strange, Standard Poodle, Noble. He's pretty awesome. And cute. Cute is always good. He likes when I take awesome pictures of him.
He's probably the best listener I've ever come across. He has no idea what I'm saying, so he can't judge me. And as long as I pet him, he says by me. It's a win-win situation.
Is it sad I spend my days talking to a dog? I mean, he's my dog, so that makes it a little better. Right? yea, no it probably doesn't. But ya know. YOLO. Oh my god. No i didn't say that. *slaps forehead* bad Taylor.
This snazzy looking thing is my turtle Mr. Kickles :) Except, I'm not entirely sure he's a guy. LOL awks. He is entertaining though. I got him to distract myself from "bad thoughts" Well, that's what my therapist and parents say. I just wanted a turtle. Turtles are chill. I don't appreciate when he scratches me though.
If I put my hand up to the tank, he'll put his face on my finger. It makes me feel loved. I sing to him a lot, just because he watches me. He also always lets me take pictures of him. See how I just made him seem all loving and sweet? The only reason he does any of that is because he wants me to feed him. He's fat. Ha ha.
These two have the ability to make me really happy. They're cute, what can I say. <3
I had no idea a turtle could be so affectionate... awesome post.
ReplyDeletePS I think every animal owner talks to their animal. Seriously.